What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Would people still care about Palestine if there was no Israeli-Palestinian conflict?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

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No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the best sunscreen lotion for oily skin for men?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Nemo cumque quis qui velit unde nihil.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the best sunscreens for oily skin available in India?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

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